Miscellaneous: Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing...

By redeye - 19/09/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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It burns

By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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By Nearly blind - 07/10/2018 17:30

Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML

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Don't try this at home

By Lunar-Spice - 07/11/2020 08:01

Today, I found out what it feels like to put in a contact while drunk. My eye still hurts. FML

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Double trouble

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 06:21 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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Stuck

By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By redisnotmycolor - 16/11/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML

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underguarded 20

Monday 19 September 2011 12:30

I'm trying not to imagine the pain. Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.

Enigmax2514 7

Monday 19 September 2011 12:36

Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge

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cupcakesnpot 9

Monday 19 September 2011 13:20

No No No, not a tampon soaked in water, but a tampon soaked in cherry kool-aid!

olpally 32

Monday 19 September 2011 13:24

I say knock him out with chloroform in a towel and draw all over his face in permanent marker and leave him outside with no clothes... Perfect revenge... :D

tmmundy 17

Monday 19 September 2011 13:32

op will have to let us know how she gets revenge on the little shit. my brother was the same way until I chased him with the butter knife, yea I know, but I was 8, but he left me alone...lmao

teh_uber_muffin 3

Monday 19 September 2011 13:45

I call bullshit?

teh_uber_muffin 3

Monday 19 September 2011 13:47

Says the dude in Australia.

Zaffro 8

Monday 19 September 2011 14:02

Get some deep heat and rub it on the inside of his boxos (rugby trick we love to do).

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Monday 19 September 2011 14:06

Someone needs to get Nair mixed into his shampoo or some strong laxative mixed into his beer.

dre_bro11 12

Monday 19 September 2011 14:07

17, If you were able to do that in the time it takes the cop to pull him over and to walk to the car, we would be able to get out if anything (hide phones if pulled over for that, put seat-belts on if not wearing...)