Agreed!

Maybe being chained is what she's after? Not just everyone has the appropriate eyelets mounted in their walls and roof of their apartment.

I know, right? If I'm still single at 35 and want kids, I'm just going to go used condom hunting out the back of my nearest 7/11.

hahahahhaha ^^ love how you look at things

You could do that, but if you are willing to lower your standards far enough, you should be able find some male humanoid to marry and impregnate you. The wedding pictures might look hideous, but you hopefully will have someone who can contribute financially to your child-rearing project.

LOL! Child rearing project. Key word, project. Keep up the humor my friend :)

True, but I kind of like the idea of a 'lucky dip' baby. Who knows what kind of baby I would find in those condoms!? I like to live life on the edge, man.

LOL this conversation is great

I respect that, HappyGo, but I'll bet you'll end up with the same mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging Neanderthal ape-child you would have had with the moron you'd settle for without the benefit of his cash infusion and his ability to unclog toilets (even if he is the source of most of the clogs.)

Alright, I'm sold. Where do I sign up for one of those men? Any takers?

Right here fucky. As long as you're over 300 lbs with four or fewer teeth I'm in. I just have to make sure my sweaty body slip'n'slide fetish won't go unfulfilled.

Oh, head down to your nearest college strip around closing time, and I'm sure you'll find some willing young stud who'd just love to brag to his bros about how he banged a cougar. Just buy a few of the pitchers of Miller Lite for their beer pong. Sing along to some "Don't Stop Believing." Select a few prime candidates at the end of the night and order a round or two of Jager bombs. "You're like, on the pill or something, right?" BAM! Baby.

I hope that when you're crying in a corner because of a bad breakup, someone says that to you.

wat did she say?

well said

who ever said he was married before??

could be ex gf