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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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in_wonderland 1

#79.. i'm pretty sure all cell phones have a mute option.... and OP, you are insane. really? was it really necessary to SCREAM at her? good god man.

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stinkybutt 0

bipolar much? take it easy. YDI for having the most unecessary reaction everrrr.

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MCofpwnage 0

Your, sir, are a bitch. If you truly liked her then you would have been patient enough to say "excuse me, are you still there." When I called the first girl I liked to tell her(she is hardly ever home), I chickened out an stopped for like 2 minutes before I told her. Even if it was just a hormonal crush or something you NEVER do that. SEEK HELP!!!

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alice22_fml 0

Can't there be a single FML where some know-it-all doesn't pop up and scream "FAKE!!". I mean what the hell, do these people live under rocks where they never encounter absurd people and/or situations? Seriously, you morons are more delusional than this guy.

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makjon86 0

I can see it now: She's got tears rolling down her cheeks as she stares into the phone. She tried to say something, but the unnecessary insults kept coming. "****! *****!! BITCH!!!" She's heard them all before but theyve never been as painful as they are now. "How could he be so hurtful?!!?? He just said he liked me!!!" she wonders aloud through the sobs. She musters the strength to shout "I LIKED YOU BEFORE, BUT YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE!! THE ******* THING WAS ON MUTE!!!" She puts down the phone, depressed. It falls slowly to the floor, a metaphor of a relationship that could have been. Meanwhile, the bi-polar cumtart on the other end of the line realizes his mistake and, prior to seeking therapy, posts this awful debacle on fml.

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paramorerocks 0

Who calls someone a **** anyway :/ How ******* disrespectful are you? You suck. You suck hard.

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aaalexandra 0

Geez, you don't call people "*****" if they stop talking on the phone. But then again, who was the genius that invented the "mute" option?

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