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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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callargh 0

You're a tool. Good thing she isn't dating you now.

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Ryu148 0

Well, your relationship is ****** rather nicely, though. On the other hand, you deserved it. I don't know what to vote.

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hanamama 0

/golfclap You are just 10-digits of crazy, fool. btw, nice rendition of that for us, 140. :-)

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Sanrio90 8

You're an idiot. She doesn't deserve you.

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MeganBJ 0

hopfully after that. she decided to find someone else who does not get all pissy and way out there over a little thing.. for all you know she could have been thinking about where to take this.. way to go! YDI!!

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babawaba 0

Aparently, you didnt like her since no one would say that kind of stuff to someone they really like, prank or not. You just wanted to bone her, but guess wat, no secks for you. She should spread the news so you hopefully stay single, dont polite my gene pool kthanks.

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AmyLynn0721 0

so because you thought she was pulling a prank on you, that makes her a ****? nice job asshole.

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TheTuathaDe 0

Hah, wow. You scream at her over a phone call. Just imagine if she refused making you a sandwich. Another body-bag in the river.

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