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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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Top comments

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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I can’t seem to face up to the facts. I’m tense and nervous and I... can’t relax. I can’t sleep, cause my bed’s on fire. Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire. Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est?

@ #79 - I have the retarded Blackberry Storm and I hit mute on the regular with my face while in the middle of a conversation, almost always at the most inopportune moment.

You're allways gonna have to face problems in a relationship. And if you freak out, cus she didn't answer the phone, how are you EVER gonna deal with the serious problems you'll face? Jerk.

kawaiimomo 0

fail. you shouldn't overreact like that. you guys could've been cut off or something. geeze

rage much? well at least she now knows you do... which means you'll have to learn to control yourself if you ever want to get someone else

whoa.. I press the mute button all the time plus she might've gotton another call or someone was talking to her

Whos 0

wow looked like she dodged a bullet there

Funtertaining11 0

Well, hopefully you yelled during the muting. Maybe she paused it on mute because she was overwhelmed over the fact that you liked her back; you see it all the time on movies. & even if it were a joke, I don't think that calling her a **** would be the right thing to do. What if she said, "Psych"?

romeovilleanyone 0

you weirdo who screams on the phone anymore? gosh

Looks like she dodged a bullet there