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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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Top comments

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

Comments

Um, overreacting much...? Geez. I mean, a NORMAL person would have at least asked if she was still there or SOMETHING. I mean, I sympathise with the OP cause I've had people play jokes like that on me a few times. Once, it was a guy I liked, but even then, I didn't scream at him. YDI.

F her life. Seriously you should probably think twice before ruining your chances like that.

Way to overreact you dumb ****. God willing, you will die alone.

YDI hardcore. I really hope she finds someone else who's not a jackass with anger issues

Maybe you shouldn't have been so quick to be cruel. I hope you learn from this mistake and trust people more.

I hope you exaggerated when you said "I started screaming at her" If it starts off as a "... hello?" "... is this a joke?" ".. what the ****!?" then i can understand. but you took it waay overboard.

did your take your pills that morning?!?!?

Next time don't say anything, hang up, and call or text her back. But you really did overacted. I hope you said you were sorry to her. RI

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I MODERATED THE REPLY TO THIS "Today, i told a guy how i felt and he said he liked me too. I then accidently hit mute on my phone and ended up getting called a ****. FML" Whether it was staged or not, I do not know.