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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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Top comments

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

Comments

crowdish 0

Yeah, she's lucky she found out what she was getting into before she had to get into it.

Get a grip. She's probably really pissed at you now. -.-

Rawrrr14 0

Ok, I can see how you would get mad if it was a joke, and yeah it did sound like it was a joke. However, I don't think flipping out was the right thing to do. If it was going to be a joke, they would have wanted you to flip out. I hope your crush understands where your coming from and gives you another chance!

newzealander_fml 0

wow you messed up....never overreact like that

choochootrain 0

What's sad is that if your first thought was that it was a joke, it's probably happened to you before.

compasseagle89 8

90: correct with DID, but to be diagnosed with bipolar disorder, one needs to have a history of at least 1 episode of Major Depressive Disorder (several symptoms, but to qualify as MDD, it needs to last AT LEAST 2 weeks) and you also need history of at least 1 manic episode (again, many symptoms, but needs to last at least 2 weeks). There are quite a few other symptoms, but this isnt a textbook or anything. Bipolars cycle 3 to 4 times per year. Cyclothymia is rapidly cycling bipolar disorder, and patients cycle 6 times per year. It's a common misconception that people who have sudden mood swings have bipolar, but they (like the OP) merely need to learn to control their emotion. Unless you count asshat behavior as a disorder, the OP may not have anything past anger issues :)

The girl is REALLY lucky she escaped dating such a violent freak. Seriously, WHO calls the girl they supposedly like a **** for that??? What's wrong with "Hey, I can't hear you, are you still there?" Phones get cut out all the time.

pencilmustache 0

Why would her going silent imply that it was a joke?

shes lucky she did that, it saved her from dating you.