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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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Aw_Geez 0

Agreed with #123. She deserves better.

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aback 4

Considerate of you to let her know you're a psycho before she actually got involved with you. Do the future women in your life the same favor, okay?

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pgray18 0

im guna go ahead and symphathize with this guy.. im not one of the popular kids and i've been ****** around with enough to understand what this guy's mind is like.. if she really liked u dont worry man.. just explain that u've been subject to pissing about and hopefully she'll understand =)

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wcgirl 0

Looks like she dodged a bullet--you're a nutjob!!

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Dutchie2010 0

that's like those old cingular commercials lawl. YDI

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nina_fml 0

Why would you do something like that? YDI, idiot.

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magnerdian1763 0

idiot, you shouldnt label girls like that! deff YDI you dick

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MattR 0

Shows how much of an ass you can be..

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anicolelove 0

that was a huge overreaction, if i were her I wouldn't want to date you anymore, because you blow up at the tiniest of situations. Control your emotions for next time, dude.

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ch_kisama 0

YDI for overreacting that badly

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