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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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Bunbu 8

******* asshole. I hope she never talks to you again.

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ditlihi 0

You've never been out with a girl. Have you?

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And1Li 0

YDI, just because she had to call you to ask you out. Pussy.

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thingspoo 0

That's really not that bad, dude. Shitty things happen a lot, especially when it comes to pranks about liking people. I would explain to her that you've had people do that sort of thing like that before, and it meant more because it was coming from her, supposedly. Just apologize and start dating her, dude.

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lolo527 0

WOW...you showed your true colors quick...at least she found out now before wasting anymore of her time.

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Roddsy 0

oh.. my god.. YDI. freakin schizo. >_>

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Princessxo10 0

whooa CALM YOU BALLS!

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SarlaccBits 0

Wow, I hope she doesnt go out with either... if you get that upset about a phone call issue.

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Sammara 0

Well, you're about as mature as my middle schoolers. Hopefully, no one will ever date you. You don't sound stable or safe to be around.

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SuperSpore 0

Um, how long was it silent? I'd be kind of mad if they hung up though... Not that mad though, maybe call them back and say, "Why did you hang up on me?"

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