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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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blouuu_fml 0

I hope you're really, really young and still have a lot of growing up to do. How long did she "not say anything"? Even if the phone hadn't muted, it still could have been a simple pause, because of relief or emotion. YDI

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mcbeth 0

holy shit overreact much?

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FMLFAN1 0

Wow, why were you acting like such a jerk? Calling a girl you like a **** and screaming at her? Way to go champ! I'm sure she's just dying to go out with you now!

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catatonicsleep 17

I wish people wouldn't call people who do this schizophrenic or bipolar based entirely on one action, it's insulting to those of us who suffer these kind of illnesses. OP, you are a jackass, that is all.

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cwl727 32

I completely agree I found what people were saying about bipolar disorder to be very offensive.

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Laiaira 0

Look at your hand, and then smack yourself with it. Seriously, do this a few times, and then realize that calling someone a **** is an inappropriate reaction for a few seconds/minutes of dead air.

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regalarius 0

Hard to muster sympathy for this one, buddy...even if she wasn't muted, I can easily imagine an awkward silence or a mustering-the-courage silence at that point. You sound young enough, hopefully you can grow out of this.

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lalafmlfml 0

Wait, people call other people to tell them they like them?

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I2OI3 0

IT'S OKAY IF YOU AREN'T INTO GIRLS, JUST ADMIT IT NOW AND YOU'LL BE A WHOLE LOT HAPPIER WITH YOURSELF - ALL THIS PENT UP ANGER IS OBVIOUSLY AFFECTING YOUR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER PEOPLE

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couragewolf9001 0

#47 Stunning revelation, isn't it?

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fuckkkkk_fml 0

get some self confidence and an anger management program.

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