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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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ohdamn_fml 2

Hey there buddy, might want to sort out those anger issues...

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naroushh 0

lmao to funny but like u shouldnt say that shes a **** because she really didnt tell you that its a prank you only guessed !

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tanmandown 0

Good thing you let that out of the system BEFORE she thought it would be a good idea to date you. You've done both of you a service.

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LeftHanded_fml 0

Haha, how long did she have it on mute and why would you instantly thing that it was a joke? Are you really that kid that no one likes and that people pull pranks on and shit? If you are then you had the right to over react. If you aren't, why man, why?

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mdmdt 0

lucky girl for hitting that mute button. she avoided dating a complete whackjob

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

wow,,,, good job dumbass.... maybe you shouldve just hung up!!!!! its also her fault this happened but still, ur a dumbass

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Bryan_Z 0

nice overreaction........smooth moves.....YDI

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MissNae 0

You did it to yourself. How can you possibly expect sympathy for being a world class tool? Screaming profanities should never be your first response. Seek help with your anger and grow up.

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swagmonkey 0

You moron. Find out the facts before you overreact like that. She just told you she likes you -- you can give her the benefit of the doubt, or you can screw up your chances regardless of whether she was telling the truth. You chose option 2. FAIL.

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