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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

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purplestuff_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:04

you overreact... badly...

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:07

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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mylifeisfuckedd 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:49

You are so ******* insane like wow I feel bad for the girl lol but now she knows what a psycho you are! Good job idiot YDI

Shannn 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:53

What a freaking spaz.

diabetic_rage 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:53

sucks to be you.

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:57

YDI! That girl saved herself from a horrible relationship. U need help!

cinderelly 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 21:59

loser.

Amkii 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 22:00

Way to fly off the handle at someone you supposedly 'like' for almost no reason, chief.

ammali 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 22:01

YDI, you spastic asshole. More like FHL for finding out the guy she thought was cool is really a jerk with a terrible temper.

justmeagirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 22:01

Aw man, that sucks. I can understand thinking it was a joke and getting pissed, though- sucks that we always believe the most negative possibility- sometimes we make it come true that way!

invisobill 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 22:04

Nice job in getting the perfect girl. I bet she REALLY likes you now.

mixedcalibaby 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 22:04

YDI you nutcase. RED FLAG alert.

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