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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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ArtsySwag 0

Lol. I'm with #10... Who reacts like that? If I were in her shoes, I'd definitely think you were bipolar.

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cwl727 32

You would think that because you don't know what bipolar disorder is.

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FBIWarning 0

ummmm fail on your part

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on_a_boat 0

WTF this is probably fake, who would do that?! You don't just immediately start calling the girl you like a ****. I also have a hard time believing that she didn't just hang up on you after you did that, so how would you have known she hit mute on accident? I wouldn't even talk to you after that :

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cthulhu1138 1

If that's your reaction to a few seconds of silence, I wouldn't be surprised if you'd end up beating a future wife because breakfast was cold. Seriously dude, getting pissed off and screaming is almost never the best reaction to something. Even if it was a joke, that kind of reaction only makes it funnier to the people pulling it.

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iEuphorical 0

Good one, d-bag. You should worry about sorting out your issues before you even think of worrying about being in a relationship.

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PenisLightning 0

Keep it up. Girlies like being talked down to. Or so I hear.

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milkradio 0

You're a dick for calling her a ****. Even if she was playing a joke, that doesn't make her a ****. It just makes her mean. I hope she never talks to you again :)

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