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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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KodiakGT 2

This reminds me of those commercials cell phone companies used to air about dropped calls. Way to overreact OP.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

#3, Schizophrenic isn't... what you think it is. Anyway, OP, seriously. Learn to hold your temper.

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Jessey_fml 0

YDI, you shouldn't be screaming at her anyway.

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GGnoRe 0

You, sir, are an idiot of the highest order. Why would you scream at her anyways? Too paranoid and insecure?

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

ahaahaah 47 that was funny. id rate that a "thumbs up" if we could

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Arcterion 0

Ahahahahahaha! Serves you right, you tool.

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lalafmlfml 0

Seriously, what's the expectation of this conversation? "Hey Billy, I'm calling because I wanted to tell you I like you." "Oh. Cool. Thanks. I like you too." "Awesome! Ok. Talk to you later!" Is this not something we can do, you know, face to face?

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AntiChrist7 0

another proof girls only want to date idiots. YDI

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alpha_fml 0

Well, at least she managed to unmute and explain herself before you took a razor to your wrists.

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newguy90 0

#52, actually there are three types of schizophrenia, and this could fit in the category of one of them(although it is less than likely) YDI. Even if you can claim insanity YDI!

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