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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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Ibeapirate 0

You, my friend, are a psycho.

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snoopy24_fml 0

EPIC FAILURE!!!

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dgdreamgirl 0

Wow. Anger issues much? You totally deserved it. I hope she never talked to you again. Seriously, who does that?

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alex_vik 0

#52 - I thought for sure schizophrenia was 'multiple personalities'.

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stop_whining 0

You mean kind of like those cell phone commercials that were on two years ago? This is BS. Yawn...

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pancakelover 0

Lol, WTF you sound crazy...

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ObadiahtheSlim 2

Sounds fake. I mean who puts mute on phones outside of speaker phones?

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iDontFail_xD 0

I deny with EVERYONE. That's totally HOT! LOL

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catatonicsleep 17

74 multiple personality disorder is a disorder in its own right, it isn't the same as schizophrenia

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