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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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marrz 0

that's happened to me, where it was a prank and all her friends were sitting behind her on speaker phone,

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Broc 0

The real FYL here is that you ever thought people weren't going to choose YDI overwhelmingly. Actually, you should probably seek professional help, as you obviously have some deep-seated issues.

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coffeennicotine 0

Wow, you're more emotional than a girl. Calm down, bigggg overreaction. Seriously, get on meds. Crazy ass.

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FoundManyLemons 0

Motherfucking prick. Good job helping her avoid dating an asshole.

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dancin303 0

54/3, multiple personality disorder is either MPD (older name) or dissociative identity disorde (DID is the newer, now used name). but this one would be more sterotypically bipolar (the disorder that has to do with drastic (extremely happy or depresed) mood swings) but schizophrenia sterotypically has to do with hearing voices in your head. usually in the tv shows its like "they told me that she would be happier if a killed her..etc" obviously exagerated so please get your mental disorders straight

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dancercuity922 0

dear god man wtf? chill the f*** out!

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