Love: Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with... - FML

By anonymous - 28/12/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

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DynamicDave 11

Monday 28 December 2009 9:07

What a bitch. You don't need her.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 28 December 2009 9:14

Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.

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me5 0

Monday 28 December 2009 19:15

Well do what she says. do bad things to her!

itsTiffany 0

Monday 28 December 2009 19:18

you probably creeped her out

apfunction 0

Monday 28 December 2009 19:31

what kind of creeper is "secretly madly in love" with someone. you need proffessional help...no...YDI

trguya 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:20

Man, guys like you are so annoying.

rainbowboysxoxo 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:26

Aw I'm sorry!

Uh_0hh_Emlee 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:27

I hope you are "******* off"...

bgirl1133 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:27

i liked a guy in grade 4- 8 and in grade 8 he found out, aventally you will get over them:)

xNiiiiiCKx 4

Monday 28 December 2009 20:55

ya this OP is a lame. sounds like a stalked to me... secretly loves a girl trying to do nice things to her she clearly doesnt like. no wonder she doesnt like him!

Kittylilstar 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:01

YDI, you must have been creepy, stalkerish and making her unconfortable for her to tell you this.

THEYHATE_ME 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:11

well what you should have did was beat her up cause she told you to stop being nice to her ... im jp dont hit her just leave her alone and find some other chick to like and mabey get laid ...YAY!! GET LAID!! cause you need it

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