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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

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Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

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By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

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Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

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Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

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o8643 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:06

It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

m3l_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:12

Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

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Shizden 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:56

YDI for being a woman.

babbu18 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:25

Uhh how does the matter even relate to wether your a man or woman?? go and freaking get a life man! seriously!

jonmansheppard 9

Friday 8 July 2011 16:21

154- agreed

beckiemarie 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:15

Haha I'd be kinda flattered. And if its his first time, he would of lasted a minute, at most. So your not missing out on much

latiolais11 0

Friday 10 August 2012 7:59

It's possible to go twice in one session, there might not be as much stamina in it, unless u have a boy that's in good shape

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 8 March 2018 11:32

What kind of guys are you sleeping with that last a minute in total?

FML_Add1cT 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:30

@22 biblical? Wtf

onlysoph 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:30

Maybe he was just nervous or something, or chickened out? Either way, he wanted to look at you naked so I guess it's a compliment

AndelleRae 9

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:34

Why do people have such a problem saying the word sex? Seriously. It bothers me. I can't work out whether this is a YDI or FYL situation. It just kind of made me laugh a little bit.

sanchogrim 18

Monday 13 June 2011 7:05

your weird.

hi_from_HI 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:37

Sorry to do this, but YDI for being WAU too easy. And "hanging out with"? Meaning you weren't even dating him?!?! Come on seriously.

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:43

Do you get naked for eveyone? otherwise you should just start a webcamshow. YDI

ElNegroHombre 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:49

He must be gay. Who cares if you're a virgin if you got a naked hot chick in front of you tap that. Unless you're an ugg.

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:52

ydi for being a dumbass and striping down for a gay who you arent even dating

baller789 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:56

YDI for being ugly

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