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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

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Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

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By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

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Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

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o8643 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:06

It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

m3l_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:12

Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

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Nightfallz 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 11:36

random sex with guys you "just hang out" with? let me give you my number...

anonacs 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 11:45

lol @ "do it" you clearly aren't old enough to be having sex

Lance_Uppercut 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 11:47

YDI for being so easy.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 1 August 2009 11:47

What the ****? Only in Texas......

jeff0892 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 11:51

YDI for being easy, but at the same time I feel sorry for that guy because somewhere in the back of my mind I think he was just scared because he has a small dick. SO guess what, your lucky in a way ^^

commonusername 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 2:02

that's what i was thinking.

Pastor_Rich 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 11:58

anti Christ, come back to the other side or suck on a hot coal

jrl585 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 11:58

its on her face it says place hand as hard as you can on here she needs a good slap for being a **** lol jking bout the slap thing but OP you are a ****

6daysoverdue 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:24

he prolly has a small dick

fmh123 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:32

wow what a ******* loser, this is the saddest fml i have ever heard of

nirvan5a 1

Saturday 1 August 2009 13:12

he is piece of gay.

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