By gummy bear - 21/01/2011 11:41

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!

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mkt177 0

hahaha thats funny i would laugh if my girl friend did that situation

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SakuraKissu 0

I think her response was hilarious. And at least she didn't go into details of what she was doing in there. :)

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Brandyn45 0

I think your an idiot for saying fml. there's absolutely nothing wrong with her answering the question you asked

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TheNewGuy03 28

worse, you could have called her and asked her the same question, and she would have responded with the same word, complemented by an old-school booty blast. be grateful. besides, i would have been bawling with laughter if she replied like that to me. :] |the kid|

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jimmyjamesyall 4

"where art thou" means "where are you" informally, like "tu" in Spanish or French. But "whereFORE art thou" is the Shakespeare quote and means something like "what brings you?"

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jimmyjamesyall 4

nope, lies. means why are you, then she continues the sentence.

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ReginaFalange_fml 13

ya I was just gonna say, Im glad you corrected yourself there :P "wherefore art thou Romeo?" = why are you romeo, meaning, why must you be a Montague.

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kallioli 0

I don't see the FML. I mean, it normally is something that you can say 'FML' too. Your stupid girlfriend does not qualify.

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