Love: Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend,...

By gummy bear - 21/01/2011 11:41

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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By BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2015 15:10 - United States

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML

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Friday 21 January 2011 19:05

Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!

alwa7sh 2

Friday 21 January 2011 18:59

she art ******** !

Comments

rockinroyalty 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:10

what 27 said

ghbetuehe 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:12

Seriously? This f*cks up your entire life? ._.

Igor_g5 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:13

So you asked her where she was and she told you. What's th FML?

mintcar 9

Friday 21 January 2011 20:16

She's on the ******* toilet, leave her alone!

hghiPigh 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:25

this is sad. you tried to sound intelligent and failed. wherefore =why. where = where.

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:27

at least she's comfortable enough to say something like that, now you know she really loves you...unless you don't like that, then it's a no-no.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 21 January 2011 20:30

If I'm not mistaken, wasn't Romeo first at Juliet's house in search of another girl he was madly in love with? The dude falls in love quick.(:

sourgirl101 28

Friday 21 January 2011 20:38

I disagree. My husband sends me romantic texts all the time. Words can be very powerful things.(:

macskapingvin 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:42

Not only that, but the whole play takes place within a few days, during which time they meet, fall in "love", get secretly married, and kill themselves. Just like real life!

sourgirl101 28

Friday 21 January 2011 20:51

Why don't people understand this FML? It was clear that the OP was trying to be romantic and that "toilet" killed the mood. Yet we have girls bitching about men not being romantic enough, all the time. Yes she was on the toilet but she could have kept that to herself, knowing where her boyfriend was coming from. Especially, if he doesn't normally texts her like that.