Health: Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and...

By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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Straight to jail

By breathalizard - 02/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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You deserved it 31 001

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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You deserved it 3 487

By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

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You deserved it 4 723

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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poopypeepee 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:40

um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi

mrgorbachev 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:42

That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.

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ams116 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:51

Way to early to be drunk..........

lnm701 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:51

I agree with #10. YDI that one, maybe if you stopped drinking before school, those spelling lessons would have sunk in a little more.

Jaxro 6

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:51

What kind of school has an assembly at 7pm?

free_Aus 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:53

time to get to rehab...

jesseheath 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:53

**** yes. going to school drunk is awesome.

kk_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:53

ok everyone, .06 is NOT drunk. The legal driving limit is .08! You can blow a .06 after having just one drink sometimes depending on your size. still embarrassing though #10, why do you assume they meant 7am? that doesnt make any sense

squeegee523 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:07

if he's in school it doesn't matter if he's legally drunk, he's still been drinking underage.

Rustler 5

Friday 1 April 2011 8:22

She could be in university. which is a "school"

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Saturday 18 January 2014 12:40

I know this is an American FML, but in Australia DUI is 0.05% BAC, which is enough to slow down your reaction times enough to get you killed

zoomster 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:55

haha they didn't take you in did they?

rka_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:55

your lying. nt tho.

spazz666 18

Sunday 1 July 2012 19:38

I think I just lost 10 IQ points. Nice try though.

featherhead 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:57

yeah, how do you dare to drink before going to such a thing? that's stupid.

robvicious_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:57

alcohol remains in your body for hours... (i guess u meant 7:00 am) so if you had 2 or 3 beers the night before it's normal to blow a .06 and I'm not even sure it's illegal.