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By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

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Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By breathalizard - 02/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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poopypeepee 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:40

um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi

mrgorbachev 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:42

That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.

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Darcy_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:17

I bet,haha, this is the kind of guy (or girl) who smokes pot behind the gym.

Conker37224 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 17:56

Even though my reply to you is a year late but I have to say you seem like the kind of asshole who laughs at their own jokes.

browneyedcutie 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:18

who said they were drinking before the assembly?! i didnt read anything about them saying they were drinking alcohol!

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:18

I didn't think of it that way, 39 :). If it was a teacher, I don't blame her at all. @44 In case you're not joking, there is really no way you could blow a .05 without drinking.

geesquared 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:23

lol @13. How old are you? 6% BAC?!

starcheckered 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:23

everyone here is being ridiculous. .06 is still legal to drive. that's why they were "drunk" at a drinking & driving assembly. .06 is only like 2 beers for the average person, so if they had a glass of wine or two at dinner before going back to school....

Yuuhi 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:28

the same or a high amount of alco would show up if u used a mouth wash just before leaving...

may_cause_fail 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:29

...Why would you go to something like that drunk? YDI. Dumbass.

SophiaMay 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:29

#19 it says PM and ahaha kinda sucks funny though, YDI in all fairness. Teacher? or student? or Parent?

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:30

YDI for drinking and then going to school.

glynnd 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:32

There are a bunch of squares in here. Live a little, get drunk or high before school. I mean shit, thats what a lot of people do in college, takes the edge, eases your nerves. lighten up,