Shrek? Really? You have the whole world of entertainment to draw your insults from and you choose Shrek? YDI purely because that's the best you could come up with.

you asshole.

"Today, I was watching a photo montage of a surfing trip I just went on with a bunch of people. When a picture of me surfing popped up, the first thing out of the guy sitting in front of me's mouth was 'I didn't know shrek could surf.' FML."

26 are you ******* serious???? you're an asshole to i dont think you deserved it, ugly people shouldn't be photographed and shown to the public. they could've at least 'shopped her face and put like angelina jolie or a censor sign you're probably ugly

You went on a surfing trip. You then go to a meeting with the people from the surfing trip. What sort of ******* idiot are you that you didn't figure that she'd AT LEAST be in the room?!?

34, no im not serious. dont worry its ok. i just love being an asshole, you should try it, its a lot of fun

You knew she was in the room and you knew people in the room knew her. The only reason you'd say something like that is to bring attention to yourself, while at the same time making people focus on others sot hey don't notice your apparently enormous flaws. You're the worst kind of person, and I hope someone decides to kick the shit out of you some day for a comment like that.

22, that was brilliant :P

why would you yell something like that in the first place? obnoxious.

that's a really lame attempt to get laughs. you deserve it.