By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

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Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML
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PossiblyInDanger 24

At least you didn't find out he was cheating on you.

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niallo 23

At least he kept a good grip on the situation.

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Sangue0608 26

I believe the correct term would be "masterbating" champ.

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LatvianPride 16

lol! Give that guy props for being able to do that without anybody seeing.

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LisaDay 14

she did see though. and if she didnt say noticed that behavior, other people may have and just not said anything.

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avapaige1234 19

I'm sure other men around DID notice. *wink*

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martin8337 35

Jerkin' his gherkin.

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weveallbeenthere 30

he should have saved round one for you unless he just wants round 2 to last longer.

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Witchylady 17

I hope he didn't use his special sauce as an extra topping for his food.

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Dontalktome 9

Am I the only guy wondering how he pulled it off? I mean, did you not notice his hand disappear under the table cloth for extended periods of time? Hope there were no finger food.... cause that would just be nasty.

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MisterEx 28

I could explain in full details the needed technique you need to do that, but I don't want you to think that I am talking from experience or anything.

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worldclassrager 39

That takes talent...but in pubic that's a bit off

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

"In pubic" ... Hahaha.

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