By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 188
You deserved it 2 866

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saIty 17

It's a miracle she's alive. Some old people cut the cheese so hard they blow up.

Comments

old people rule. they don't give a crap anymore. the old lady got to be old by being smart, and with age comes wisdom. you got owned by the woman. wallow in your own shame and learn from the experience. fart, but skillfully blame someone else! you will have to practice this art until you too are old, then pass your wisdom down on some other fool.

xlibra259x 0

haha.. smart lady. sux for u tho, sorry 'bout that.

Old people are smart. Knowledge over the years. That seems like someone around 9 would do. Lol. FYL

perdix 29

Old people are crafty -- the dumb ones died off years earlier. Passing off farts as someone else's is just one of the Jedi Mind Tricks they keep in their saggy old bags.

oops_im_fucked 8

Looks like she has behavioral problems... Gotta put her down man... I'm sorry.

brodie1709 5

Change your diet, they are usually from eating lots of sugar and not drinking water.

brodie1709 5
rj33445 4

ok give me 10000 $ and ill kill her for u. JKING i wont but i wish she dies ALONE.

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

You shoulda yelled really loudly "NO M'AM I WILL NOT DATE YOUR UGLY GRANDCHILD!"