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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

vogysgirl 0

your f'n cheating ass deserved it. stupid f'r

Raleigh_bruh 7

I've had a couple of chats with Catherine awhile back, and she genuinely seems like a nice person; so she probably would accept your apology. I'm not trying to seem all self-righteous or anything, just don't bring your personal problems on here and take them out on people like that. I've seen a couple of your other comments around, and they usually aren't as hate-filled as the ones you wrote up there..

dats mean bt kool i feel sorry for da gurl

ummmmmmmmmmmm . . . basically , you're a douche .

u shouldn't be cheating anyway ! so it's ur fault Jack ass!

op, since everyone else has already mentioned what a cheating asshole/bastard/douche you are, I don't feel like I have to. I just want to point out how shitty you'll feel one day when, if even possible, you develop feelings for a girl that does the same thing to you. it's just food for thought

howareyoulard 0

MAN-*****....uhmmm im sorry, but you totally deserve it... maybe you should think about the consequences of cheating next time and NOT CHEAT

xThatAsianGurlx 0