This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

Dearknon tells us more.

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

Raleigh_bruh 7

Wow, Nochanhaz, how much of an ass can you be in one day? How is a girl that wears a dress a ****? I'm pretty sure a **** is someone who sleeps around, so please enlighten me on how wearing a tight dress makes you a ****? Also, you should honestly and wholeheartedly stay far away from bashing on people's pictures - seeing as yours is of some hideous ******* chud of a creature that I honestly have no clue how to decipher, or determine what it is. Here's a great suggestion, put a picture up of yourself (if that creature you have up now is indeed not you) so we can talk shit about you. :]

I know it says "try and be respectful" above the comment box, but I sincerely hope both girls team up and kick the crap out of you, you snivelling little creep! You remind me of some loser I used to know who was trying it on with two of my friends at the same time - until I realised and told them about it, of course. He treated me like the bad guy because there'd have been no connection if I hadn't introduced it, but that's just ****** up. He deserved what he got, and so do you!

********. You deserve it. no doubt about it.

steffanyhasadrea 0

wow I don't think I've ever meant a YDI more than this vote. Asshole.

Chaotic1 0

Apparently you don't need a girlfriend, you need a ***** like yourself.

MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

dam.....dem hoes caught u slippin bruh..keep ur gAm3 tight.

You deserve it for being a manwhore you motherfucking selfish herpes filled asshat!!!!

mclovin12194 0

o.O all those people that said he deserved it... for all you know the ex could of been lying

he clearly mentioned in the post that he has been seeing his ex on the side

What ^ said, and it's "could HAVE been lying." "Could of" makes no sense. x.x