Intimacy: Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

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You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

Friday 2 July 2010 23:12

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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OhTyler 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:04

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:06

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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liveITupTiger 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 14:47

you kind of totally deserve it :)

Daniiw07 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:38

you got what you deserve. if anything she was saving your gf from being with a lying, cheating douche bag like you any second longer. how dare you cheat on your girlfriend.

taytay49 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:46

wow! some glad your happy about all of this 178! such a shame you lost your ex though, isnt it? what the hell is wrong with you?! you cheat then bitch about it on fml and then say that you thought it was "funny" because you gf stayed wit you? your a total ass and you dont diserve her , you know that? she could do s much better than your cheating ass, i cant believe she stayed with you. jerk!

Grrrr82 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:00

God I pray this moron's gf uses fml and he forgot. That would be soo awesome.

tonymih 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:40

Ydi!! for being an asshole with no morals.

scj 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:49

it's a Fml for the girlfriend.

DAN7IEL 2

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:39

u deserved it man! cheating = bleck

kedwardsx33 3

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:00

I'm a nube, what does YDI mean?

DarkStorm2Bad 14

Sunday 4 July 2010 11:55

YDI = You Deserve/Deserved It

YourMiserableBoy 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:03

In no way whatsoever do you not deserve this. This isn't an FML OP stop lying and cheating.

delco714 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:04

instead of fyl, how bout just **** you, idiot. hope you get syphilis

Mer1986 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:10

ex girlfriend=total win! you must be a real dirtbag to deserve something like that...

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