Intimacy: Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

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Dearknon 4

Friday 2 July 2010 23:12

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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OhTyler 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:04

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:06

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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MrNY 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:27

So what's the deal with fidelity needing to be constrained as a series function? Bring on parallel and get on with life!

paintingflower14 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:41

for one ur a Douche for cheating, if you werent over ur ex then why start a relationship with someone else! I say good job for the ex that introduced herself. ive been the other women before, nd wished i had enough guts to do that, so koodo's to her!

immazombeastxD 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:32

I guess she wants you back

aleekna 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 10:00

I'm pretty sure the girls are gonna say ydi, while the guys will say fml. haha

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 4 July 2010 12:37

ydi for being a cheating sleezeball!

cath_1211 5

Sunday 4 July 2010 14:26

Thats what you get for being a cheating bastard you moron. **** your girlfriends life not yours, you deserve zero smypathy and only have yourself to blame.

Kiodee 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 15:42

*****. YDI for cheating. no sympathy for you.

tennischicax 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 19:49

jerk

dww0062_fml 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 21:31

time for a threesome

Finest872 5

Monday 5 July 2010 0:00

Sounds like threesome to me LOL. You already ******

lani2cool 0

Monday 5 July 2010 0:49

that's messed up! did u get mad?

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