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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

dr3amcatchr 2

hahah. I have a question; why do douche bags like you always complain when they get caught cheating? it's actually a rhetorical question; I already answered it when I said you were a douche bag.

I hate the FML's where the people complain because their bf/gf finds out they've been cheated on. If anything this should be your gf's FML.

this is not a fml ydi dumbass cheating isn't good then again assholes like you do it anyways so there's no stopping you

if you're gonna sleep around, don't lock yourself down.

it's funny when assholes think that they deserve sympathy. **** you. You're girlfriend is probably a nice girl and I feel sorry for her for wasting her time with a manwhore like you.

You might as well should have said "Today, I got caught being a manho. FML"

**** you asshole. i hope one of them kicked you in the balls so hard you'll never be able to have kids. k, have a nice day

wow...you deserved that and i'm glad your ex-ex-girlfriend did that.