This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

Dearknon tells us more.

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

S96_ 0

Dude what the heck??? Your a dumb ass. WTF you deserved that moron

this_fuckin_sux 0

Your a complete ******* moron. How in the hell is that a FML your the one cheating. You most defiantly deserved that. I also hope neither of them see you again, you complete idiot!

GOOD! YDI for cheating, ********!!!!

ur pathetic you make all the other good guys look like shit as well an no wonder us woman become lesbians

Vinnythefish 0

Over this whole entire page, the person that I have to agree the most with here, would have to be Ms. Tia for she has stated that all the bad guys ruin the names of all of the good guys and that something as emotionally traumatizing as cheating could very well turn a woman off of men entirely, all in a nutshell. I mean, there is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality or bisexuality, but it just adds more hate to the world if you become a lesbian just because of spite (or vice-versa and etc, etc.).

shit_happenx 4

ydi pig. don't be in a relationship if ur trying to **** around w. others

iHeavenz 0

You're a COMPLETE idiot. It's more of an FML for your girlfriend. YDI for being a man *****. Your girlfriend deserves better than having a douche bag fag like you. :

iHeavenz 0

''Today, while drinking at a bar with my trusted boyfriend, his ex walked up to me and introduced herself as ''the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping for the past 3 months.'' I seriously need to leave this douche bag. FML'' :l

Alice_laughed 13

Well, you're a ******* douche bag, and I would've killed ya.