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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

kekelala3 0

Dude, there's a reason girls can't trust guys like you: you cheat, you lie, and you manipulate. In fact, why would anybody trust you? What goes around comes back around and bitchslaps you like hell. You deserve this. Now find some corner to cry in and don't let the doorknob hit your ass on the way out.

your fault you caused the whole drama plus i bet your butt got dumped really badly. hopefully. u were stupid to do something like that. cheater

you're a prick for cheating with your ex, guys like you give "the nice guys" a bad rep. You should apologise to all nice guys. I'm a girl, used to be with someone like you, and am now with a 'nice guy' and the lack of emotional abuse is so good. You should go to counseling or something.

Iowa123 0

Here's a hypothetical question... when a woman sleeps with more then one man, she's a *****. But when a man sleeps with more then one girl, he's a player...

well did you think it was all gonna run smoothly having 2 girls on the go, you cheating dick

newnew8 0

goodie fer ya . ,, shouldn be cheating on you girlfriend