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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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DNWVF 0

you deserve it for being a ******* scum

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Darkwings666 0

an epic scenery imo.. wish I was there to see the stupid ass-look on your face XD guess they went off together and by now you're hugging your pillow mwuhahaha hopeless little F^%k >_< seriously this IS COMEDY!!! >|3

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tqb 0

you idiot. she was probably sleeping with you just to get you back for why you guys broke up.

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haha89 0

Giant win for ex. YDI for cheating. FHR for being cheaten on.

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GirlyTomBoy 0

u deserve it! if u cheat u gotta expect to be found out eventually

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