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By UncleMonkey - 06/03/2015 06:18 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 583
You deserved it 45 231

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You win the biggest asshole of the year award you prick!!! Why just why?

That's messed up op. just own up to it, it's better than letting your dad be in pain

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I think you should apologize to your father for him taking that bullet for you. It is kinda an asshole thing to do to your dad by putting him in that situation after him having surgery or whatever he's in the hospital for. It would be a nice thing for an apology and flowers and chocolate.

Don't be hard on yourself. People get nervous and do stupid things in these situations. Wish your dad the best of health.

Only this wasn't stupid. It was blatantly inconsiderate. There's a difference.

Give OP a break. He was nervous. Weren't you ever nervous and did a stupid thing before?

khoov19 20

we've all done stupid things but I can garuntee its a shitty thing to do to tey and prosper in any way from taking advantage of a loved one's pain...this OP is a fucktard!!!!

I've had a dying parent screaming in agony in a hospital bed before. There is absolutely nothing that could make me allow them to be in more pain. OP's father may not be dying, but it's still his father. OP sounds incredibly selfish and immature.

happysmile987 24

Should have told her "who ever smelled it dealt it"

randomheartthrob 7

That's messed up dude. Own up

Why didn't the nurse just think your dad farted and wait a few minutes? Sounds like she was more interested in checking out what's in your dad's pants then your flirts.

Because a good nurse wouldn't willingly leave her patient lying in their own shit for any amount of time

This is quite possibly the most horrible FML I've ever seen. How could you do something like that??

Ikashy73 14

I beg to disagree, I really can't remember a more awful FML since I've been here. And I've been here waaaayyyyy too long.

Flirting with a nurse while your dad is in pain is just a dick move.

And then putting him in pain because of something you did and refusing to own up to it is an even bigger dick move

As funny as that sounds. It's still kinda sad you let your dad suffer cuz you had to let one rip. Next time just own up. There's always other nurses.