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I think you should apologize to your father for him taking that bullet for you. It is kinda an asshole thing to do to your dad by putting him in that situation after him having surgery or whatever he's in the hospital for. It would be a nice thing for an apology and flowers and chocolate.
Chocolate? Did you say...chocolate??
Don't be hard on yourself. People get nervous and do stupid things in these situations. Wish your dad the best of health.
Only this wasn't stupid. It was blatantly inconsiderate. There's a difference.
Give OP a break. He was nervous. Weren't you ever nervous and did a stupid thing before?
I've had a dying parent screaming in agony in a hospital bed before. There is absolutely nothing that could make me allow them to be in more pain. OP's father may not be dying, but it's still his father. OP sounds incredibly selfish and immature.
lol your a lil bitch
Who ever made the rhyme did the crime.
Whoever refuted it, tooted it.
The napper's the crapper?
OKAY IT WAS ME
Wow. YDI and you're an ass.
This is quite possibly the most horrible FML I've ever seen. How could you do something like that??
As funny as that sounds. It's still kinda sad you let your dad suffer cuz you had to let one rip. Next time just own up. There's always other nurses.
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You win the biggest asshole of the year award you prick!!! Why just why?
That's messed up op. just own up to it, it's better than letting your dad be in pain