By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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iluvhobos 5

I'm surprised you didn't get pubes caught in your teeth

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dmcp77 1

braces and penis do NOT mix. poor guy.

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sikstix 2

you are Incorrect. some people have braces on their twenties

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Infernari 0

Yikes. Keep your razor wire braces away from cocks then. Damn Jaws, you scary!

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ktdad07 0

What do you know, 101? You are a dog?

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sammieInsanityy 0

uhm, I have braces and I give head and have sex. it's not weird or 'different' just because of them.

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't think she needs to give him a ******** in the kitchen. Maybe the den, or the basement would be more appropriate.

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sushirocks25 1

lol, i c a double meaning there

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itSzMarCus 0

lmaooo I always wonder if 6raCes wud Cut my diCC if I Eva got head thank u for ansa'n that

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