By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

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Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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iluvhobos 5

I'm surprised you didn't get pubes caught in your teeth

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dmcp77 1

braces and penis do NOT mix. poor guy.

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evilcartman 0

foreskin is so outdated, lol tell him to remove that shit already.

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bennyboy111 7

WTF man circumcision is outdated use a condom instead

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NYBellz 0

he's going to need therapy

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Mythicleb 0

braces are very sexy and guys should be circumcised!!!

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briidontgive_ 0

Lmaooooooo hahahhahahhaha !! Fyl opp thaat thot shuda. Crossed ur mind

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Gadomski87 2

That hurt me just reading it, ouch!

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at1325 0

I put ydi because you should know braces make anything and everything with your mouth difficult. I had braces and that becomes obvious right after they are done putting them on. you should have tried something sexy that did not involve your impaired mouth.

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newfiegirl 8

154, thanks:) . and what does Newfie have to do with anything!!? newfies rock!

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sammyxduh 0

Ouch; poor guy. Don't go down on your man if you have braces then.

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