Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu...

By oops - 18/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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Monday 18 May 2009 12:53

Today, when I was out to go for a romantic diner with my girlfriend, a waitress came up to us. Right before she was going to give us the menu, she farted really loud. I felt my hair blowing in the wind. FML.

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Monday 18 May 2009 12:15

That's what I call giving your customers a little extra. Even though it's a horrible gift!

Comments

amandax6 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:41

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

amandax6 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:44

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

philosopher 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:30

Holy -crap-! Proof that girls do fart! Now I'll just hit the -spill the beans!- button.

ohsoale 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:33

Now THIS is an FML!

choppedNskrewed 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:39

lol 24......and 63.... that is so embarrassing though. :(

floydchick 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:55

# 10, you're a dumb ass.

Arrayist1 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:41

LMAO. I would have laughed if I were at that table. Then again, it's kinda gross.

bluebobbo 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:57

Did you politely excuse yourself? Hahahahaha

waxstigmata 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 5:00

you people saying it wasn't an accident, you're telling us that your ass never let out a sudden unexpected quack? come on! thats hilarious!!!! i wish i was there!