By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 950
You deserved it 3 440

Same thing different taste

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Could be worse, at least it wasn't a tracker jackers' nest

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Retr0rainbowguts 4

jack lived a simple life, working hard day in and day out to keep the love of his life happy and well off. She was a beauty, men just fell at her feet and did everything they could to provide for her. That day the sun was shining, the wind carried the scent of spring flowers and promise. Jack was eager to out shine the other men and really star is his beautys eyes. He would be her protector, the father of her children, and die to defend her. He set out early in search of the perfect flowers to please her. While on his hunt he was unaware of the horrors sneaking up in the distance. While the grass blew in the breeze and the flowers swayed on their stems, others where being ground up and spit out. Lost in a mulch of decaying earth. Jack returned only moments later to find his home in ruins. The other men gone or obliterated. panicked he went to her, she had been cut wide open, and in her dying words she asked "Jack... what is FML?" And died among her many children.

I love the hunger games reference! Plus I hope those little buggers died painfully! I hope you didn't get stung!!

saturnsonic 3