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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2014 14:43 - United States - Herndon

Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run…" then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 08:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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ILoveEggnog 7

Monday 2 April 2012 8:50

That never ends well.

ycrem0n 21

Monday 2 April 2012 9:07

Could be worse, at least it wasn't a tracker jackers' nest

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Bigboned38 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:17

You might want to watch what your doing your lucky it wasn't a big rock or something really bad!

neander 8

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:52

Been there, done that, don't want to do it again.

lilny5613 10

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:34

Ouch

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:20

I hope you RAN the hell outta there

MRFREEBee 1

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:01

hornets....hornets everywhere...

StephanyTheSheep_fml 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:51

Ruuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn!

thebassplayer88 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 7:08

Run from the hornet (like my friends bands facebook page)

hobbiet4 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 7:59

Oh bob saget

abethehonest 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 6:24

tourettes guy!

joker118 7

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:56

op, i would get a pot of boiling water and dump it on the and run make them hurt the last seconds of there life Ó.Ó and ouch hornets hurt dude

abethehonest 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 6:23

grab the weed eater and smack the shit out of those little *******

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