Love: Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting... - FML

By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Spicy

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Spicy

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Spicy

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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Please do it

By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 18:00

Spicy

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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Faithful

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Spicy

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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Bad sign

By Filing for divorce - 27/11/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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Top comments

mnmolino 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

Maybe dead animals turn him on?

WeAreAHurricane 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

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crushedone 7

Monday 5 December 2011 2:16

Maybe he uses them to keep rain out of his barrel.

stormchaser24 24

Monday 5 December 2011 2:37

Thinking the same idea Rain or dirt

IceCreamMage 17

Friday 9 December 2011 23:06

Pretty much. It has been used to keep the barrels clean before.

mikepzz 27

Saturday 11 April 2015 18:52

That's what I was thinking the whole time..

ikickgingers 15

Monday 5 December 2011 2:16

To put on his gun... It might rain. :/ If you buy that I have this unicorn horn for sale... Only 1000 internets and it's all yours. edittttttt Dammit wtf 13 said it first I effing quit.

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 5 December 2011 2:34

Yours was better *pats on back*

upyourzlolz 11

Monday 5 December 2011 2:49

1000 internets? Damn. They're getting expensive nowadays.

zombicidal 11

Monday 5 December 2011 3:09

bull 1000 internets is a steal you're nit trying to scam us are you?

perdix 29

Monday 5 December 2011 3:42

Aw, don't quit, Kicky! To paraphrase Knute Rockne, All-American, I want you to give it all you got and go win just one for The Nipple.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 5 December 2011 4:14

Quitters never win kicky!

chulamami916 6

Monday 5 December 2011 2:17

Looks like some cheating jerk is going head hunting.

MyMilkShake2Yard 0

Monday 5 December 2011 2:45

U look like that tattoo chick Kat, me like

boofgall 16

Monday 5 December 2011 9:37

167- I'm intrigued by you.

WyKeD 0

Monday 5 December 2011 10:26

916? small world!! lol

Unstoppabl3 0

Monday 5 December 2011 2:17

Hes got "Game" bwahaha.. That was bad

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 5 December 2011 2:17

He is hunting no animals :(

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 5 December 2011 2:19

What turns a man on more than a bloody corpse of some animal that he just killed?

toyota4life94 6

Monday 5 December 2011 6:28

A naked woman giving him head.

afulks78 11

Monday 5 December 2011 2:20

*********** ?

cup_of_squirrels 6

Monday 5 December 2011 3:34

B-E-S-T-I-A-L-I-T-Y

Daydreemdie 0

Monday 5 December 2011 2:23

It could be for latter for you..

hellbilly205 17

Monday 5 December 2011 3:03

Hes going on a hunting trip skippy...

cdx 11

Monday 5 December 2011 2:23

At least he's protected and you know when he returns, you won't get any STD's. =D

Xquisite1 28

Monday 5 December 2011 2:27

Idiot, she's upset that he's planning on cheating. Protection or not that's the issue!

koolkat27 13

Monday 5 December 2011 3:21

who would actually have sex with their boyfriend after finding out that hes cheating on them? derp.

t765234 10

Monday 5 December 2011 3:35

Hey, have guys heard of this new thing called joking, it's some pretty crazy shit.

hedgehog80 0

Monday 5 December 2011 2:23

He's hunting a different kind of game

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