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I actually peed my pants when I read this, its so funny and abrupt
ya think
I also think in terms of status updates n wondered if other ppl did too lol. I can't even remember when there was no facebook or statuses:)
if a lack of a life is your biggest problem, you should be grateful you have such small problems.
i never thought there would be someone who would REALLY think of something to post in their status until now
oh but you do....
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Your NEXT awesome facebook status? Yeah, somehow I doubt that you ever actually had anything close to an awesome status. So, what did you make of it? "Chicken and peas for dinner today!!! lol,jk jk, it was actually chicken and carrots!!11!"
sometimes it just comes to you.