Miscellaneous: Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the...

By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By LemmyIsWet - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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Saturday 26 January 2013 12:30

Well, it looks like your plan to keep your book dry went down the toilet. Literally.

Dilwann 27

Saturday 26 January 2013 12:14

Instead of just turning the shower off again...

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 26 January 2013 15:33

Hey, man, nice shot!

great1_23 4

Saturday 26 January 2013 15:46

In Soviet Russia you get 50 shades of gray wet.

panicsdisaster 17

Saturday 26 January 2013 15:50

The three point swishhh

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:56

And 1! Or 2... Lol

RocketNinjaFish 12

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:06

As a fellow book reader, I can imagine how much that would suck :( But still, you have to admit it was a pretty good shot :)

WizardJeremy 13

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:43

Why were you reading in a bath?!?! I would read in the living room, bedroom, toilet. But never in the bath

awesomeamandas 37

Saturday 6 February 2016 22:46

you read in toilets? and you really think reading in a bath is the weird thing?

Fanain 2

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:49

YDI for being a girl and not keeping your toilet lid closed. That's disgusting. Every time you flush microscopic urine partials get all up in your bathroom. Your bathroom should be the most hygienic room in your house besides your kitchen!