Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend...

By fml - 13/11/2013 17:30 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By harvdog - 02/10/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By liz - 21/06/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

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By Liar Liar - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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Mind your beeswax, Karen

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Roy Lawson - 26/06/2014 00:19 - United States - Brea

Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML

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Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:42

Hmm. Free and honest advice comes in all forms. Perhaps this is a sign? ;p Either way, I imagine that didn't make you feel good about yourself. Sorry Op.

jessonice88 14

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:43

Next time, do your own shopping. ;P

Comments

beaglegal 42

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:48

Everyone has a different body shape. Don't be offended OP!

anabuddy123 10

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:48

Ouch

ninjuh_wingman 29

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:49

This is why you go shopping with friends.

Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:03

....So that they can tell you that you look good in that moo-moo because they don't want to hurt your feelings? ;p May not be the best plan.

perdix 29

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:52

I hope you are female. I mean, that would be bad enough, but if you were a dude ... Yikes!

DJisHere11 19

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:03

#14 Tell me again, how a guy gets pregnant?

perdix 29

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:10

#24, didn't mean to confuse you, young man. A man cannot become pregnant, but if store staff thinks he looks like a pregnant lady, accidental insults from strangers are probably the least of his problems.

wholock 12

Thursday 14 November 2013 0:09

#24, although a male cannot become pregnant, they have a small undeveloped uterus within the groin area. If they were to have evolved farther, they would be able to reproduce like females can.

Michael903 18

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:52

There is only one time it is appropriate to comment on a woman's pregnancy: when you can see the baby's head

scottyspot 11

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:53

That is harsh. I bet you never go back there!

zombiekitten87 12

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:55

Well, the SA was pretty stupid to take you to the maternity section... You never assume a woman is pregnant. She should have asked you your size and taken you to the appropriate department.