Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction... - FML

By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By too eager - 25/04/2016 15:21 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Unpleasant, but clean

By deathparty352 - 12/10/2019 04:00

Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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hellojpg 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:22

Shower more often u dirty gorilla

nephilim241 19

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:23

Hey, I bet it keeps you warm in winter though..

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BronyVasNormandy 12

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:28

Solution: A roll of duct tape, and some balls.

jlove34 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:30

I'm gonna puke that's nasty! Wax

seprioth0126 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:32

Friction wouldn't cause that.

BronyVasNormandy 12

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:51

Logic? On my internetz? GTFO

BOOSCAREDU 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:14

25 your picture go's so well with your comment.

gregorrok1 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:12

I'm pretty sure friction would be what would do that...

LilaBear 1

Sunday 2 October 2011 14:22

gregorrok1 - no, friction wouldn't cause that. You don't get friction on something slippery like soap.

deviable 9

Monday 3 October 2011 5:12

You're right, friction wouldn't do that, but try getting a hair off a bar of soap without using your nail. Harder than it sounds. I think it gets stuck in the softened outer layer or something.

pyrogirl6622 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:33

Try back waxing.

that_nerdy_sock 3

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:37

I agree with 18. That's all.

ilikeapplejuice 7

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:40

damn if it's that thick you might as well shampoo and condition

Jujubilee 1

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:55

Back hair is NEVER okay...

Jenmaree 9

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:01

Spot on. Most guys would never accept a girl with black curly leg hair, why should girls have to put up with disgusting back hair? Frankly I feel the same about chest hair. Girls are expected to be constantly well groomed, it's time for guys to lift their game!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:00

Wow, a whole second? You know that isn't very long, right? But on behalf of women everywhere - wax.

starwind3438 9

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:02

He must be Harry from the Henderson's.

HideouslyHuman 10

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:51

Don't feel bad,I understood it.But I didn't really like it :-(

ThisRandomChild 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:02

PLEASE tell me you arent a woman ;__;

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