Kids: Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora...

By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By Embarrassed daughter.. - 01/02/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

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By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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perfectwinds 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:04

Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P

ArtsySwag 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:08

I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.

Comments

KEVINPASH 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:28

You need a hobby, like heavy drinking.

xstaticdelta 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:29

all aboard the fail boat the failboat was failing failing,failing the failboat failed. you were the boat YOU FAIL AT LIFE

Lucicx0 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:41

doras only fun when you're BAKED

redarkx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:48

No shame in that, my friend.

StrawberryPiez_ 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:49

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO WOW I FEEEL BAD FOR YOU

abcdefgh_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:34

its ok i just spent an hour watching the backyardagins : /

chea_chea 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:36

I was about to say FYL...but then I saw the part where you said you were 21. Drinking is the solution to everything of that nature.

Maou_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:42

Ditto what #1 said.

ga2157 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:45

this is not an fml, this is a get-a-life

smokeyou 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:45

That's the best episode!!! Where are we going? Grandma's house! Where are we going? Grandma's house! Where are we going? Grandma's house! GRAND! MA'S! HOUSE!!