Kids: Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora...

By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By Embarrassed daughter.. - 01/02/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

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By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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You deserved it 668

By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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You deserved it 12 784

By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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perfectwinds 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:04

Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P

ArtsySwag 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:08

I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.

Comments

awesomeric 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:51

haha lol your a loser you have no life

loveandwriting24 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:00

LMAO. Dora is cool.

amoureaux 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:00

hahah i love how everyone is talking about how the op doesn't have a life... and they are the one's spending hours on fml? ok.

xxpinay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:05

#36 and #72 you guys are hilarious :p anyway, to the OP.. it's time to do something exciting and spontaneous dontcha think? go bungee jumping or something... enjoy life! :)

aquariusbeauty 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:15

# 2 - LOL. Sorry, but that made me laugh. A LOT.

aquariusbeauty 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:19

Do-do-do-do Dora! Do-do-do Dora! Do-do-do Dora! Do-do-do Dora! Dora Dora Dora the Explorer Boots and super-cool explorer Dora Grab Your Backpack! Let's go! Jump in! Ivaminos! You can lead the way! Hey! Hey! Do-do Dora, Do-do Dora Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Aww man! Dora the Explorer: Backpack song lyrics Backpack (4 times) I'm the Backpack Loaded up with things and nick nacs too Anything that you might need I got inside for you. Backpack (4 times) YEAH! Dora the Explorer: Map song lyrics If there's a place you got to go I'm the one you need to know I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map If there's a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map (12 times) dora friends Travel song Come on, vámonos. Everybody let’s go. Come on, let’s get to it. I know that we can do it. Where are we going? To the little blue tree. Where are we going? To the little blue tree. Where are we going? To the little blue tree. Where are we going? To the little blue tree. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Little blue tree.

tentenjen 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:28

FMLs like this are stupid.

wow_fmylife 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:31

#132.... seriously?

Gabby125 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:34

Wow I feel seriously sorry for you, and for everyone who agreed that Dora is cool (or posted lyrics? wtf) All of you, lease for the sake of mankind, get lives!!!