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By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By Embarrassed daughter.. - 01/02/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

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By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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perfectwinds 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:04

Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P

ArtsySwag 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:08

I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.

Comments

plexico 3

Monday 4 May 2009 19:07

You do know she would have made it even if you sat on the couch with your hands in your pants, right?

were_giraffe 2

Monday 4 May 2009 19:13

um... actually that's kinda cute. so go enjoy your dora!

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 19:19

There's so much racism on this one, it's disgusting. I can't wait for you people to become grandparents and see the shame in your grandchildren's eyes at your humiliating display of ignorance.

NceGuysDntFinsh 0

Monday 4 May 2009 19:24

We all like to be silly once in a while, perfectly normal as normal as people can get ._. For one, I enjoy those shows where the cartoon characters ask rhetorical questions. Better that you're an adult who dances with them than an over aggressive adult who yells at their television screen (with Dora The Explorer on) saying crazy things like "Shoot that fox dead" whenever they see Swiper.

csking3 0

Monday 4 May 2009 19:34

did anybody read #36 or am i the only one that finds it funny?

soOfa 0

Monday 4 May 2009 19:35

GOD! GET A LIFE

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 19:37

I watch Wonder Pets sometimes when I'm bored, haha. But, seriously… you're young! Go have fun! If you're not the party type, go for a bike ride or… camping or… I dunno… streaking!

melishusss 0

Monday 4 May 2009 19:40

#56 they actually named their kid Paprika. definitely not boring! yea i know what they named their kid. AND what?!

ryryo2 0

Monday 4 May 2009 19:46

thats no big deal at all! you had fun. **** if you had fun with something that is marketable towards children and toddlers. your either still have that child like sense of humor which is cute or your immature... haha. :)