Kids: Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora...

By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By Embarrassed daughter.. - 01/02/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

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By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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perfectwinds 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:04

Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P

ArtsySwag 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:08

I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.

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GabriLee 0

Monday 4 May 2009 19:48

#81. I knew about Paprika as well :) Hey, look on the bright side, you have seven months to make up for lost time :)

pinkfrenchrose 5

Monday 4 May 2009 19:53

56, it was Paprika. ;D That's how I learned what paprika was. xD

Nandian90 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:03

Get Out of the house... NOW!!!

Misohorny 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:09

You need to see Dr. Phil now!

lobstar 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:12

Not really an FML. I'm 26 and I enjoy watching Dora too. Nothing to be ashamed about. Just because it's a "kid's" show doesn't mean adults can't have fun with it too =)

ayray88 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:15

Today, I was reading FMLs, hoping to make fun of someone because my own life is so lame that I sit around an make fun of random people's funny lives. FML. Dora is amazing. Where are we going? GRANDMA'S HOUSE! Forget the haters.

paradiso24 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:16

not something you want to tell the world and definitely not an fml. get a life and stop feeling sad for yourself.

yourfacelb 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:17

Dude Dora the explora is amazing.. don't let others tell you differently... you should try watching it in other languages too.. dutch is pretty hilarious.. just kidding.. honestly ya.. go rent a movie or something... oh I think you would like Bambi :D

melishusss 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:22

my b #83 & 84! i guess i do have to catch up!

cristy91 33

Monday 4 May 2009 20:25

#72, I honestly chuckled. OP, you should try the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. Move up to the big boy toons. And to all them haters, chill out. Not everyone needs to get drunk to have a good time, perhaps he lives in the middle of the boondocks where there aren't many fun people. Or he lacks the ability to leave the home. Or his friends are douches. We just don't know.