By broken finger - 18/07/2013 20:53 - United States

Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML
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revan546 24

Sounds like a shitty situa- no... No.. Im better than this...

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graffitied_love 20

I broke my finger and was in the same situation. Use your other hand! It's odd at first, but you get used to it

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Mjwnenrjs 17

Stand up to wipe...

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khodginssxo 14

Lol like the others said, maybe just switch hands? If you really don't wanna switch just make sure you wash hands like twice as long and sanitize.

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brainymes 30

I'm gettin real tired of your shit, toilet.

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jw90 18

Use the other hand. I don't think it's really that hard to figure out.

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Joseph980000 6

Isn't that just shitty :-P

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rockydify 22

Move to Australia! Our toilets are not full of water, they are taller that American toilets with just a tiny bit of water at the bottom. Problem solved.

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Ameel_fml 19

Lol I'm an Aussie too and was wondering how this is even possible, since the water level in toilets are so low. I didn't realize other countries used more water. :O

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I'm American and I don't see how this is an issue. There's not THAT much water in our toilets

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rockydify 22

When I first went to America, I thought the toilets were broken and flooded. :D

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rockydify 22

It's not that the flush uses more water, it's that the amount of water sitting the bowl is a lot more. Australia has a teeny amount of water compared to America. And our toilets are taller which makes the water to toilet bowl ratio completely different to America. American toilets look flooded to Australians.

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